Do you all literally have your heads above water, at least?
Oh my darlings.
I struggle to find beauty and dignity to show you in today’s fashions but I search in vain. I find atrocity after atrocity: cold shoulder tops, crotch skulls, sproingy shiny fabrics that will burst into flames should you get within ten feet of a lit candle, VEST DISASTERS, random straps and zippers, Grommets For No Reason, polyester gauchos (GAUCHOS!), and the continuing tragedy that is leggings.
Try to survive this season of hideousness by freshening up your best classics. Try to sit this horrible era of retail ugliness out. The clothing being offered for sale at our price point right now reflects the hostility and ugliness of the era. Be strong. Save for one or two good pieces that won’t compromise your aesthetic values.
PeaceBang regrets that she never learned to sew.
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