The Opposite Of Wearable: PeaceBang Bangs On ASOS Curve

Honestly, now I’m just really mad. Here is more evidence that whoever is “designing” for plus sized women actually hates us. This isn’t a joke. These garments are absolutely humiliating. They are designed to make women look idiotic or drunk.

Click on images to better see these insults masquerading as clothing:

Look at the hemline on this blinding monstrosity. “Ooops, is that a ruffle falling out of my lady parts?”
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Hey lady, a GIANT BIRD JUST FLEW INTO YOUR CROTCH:
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Madwoman In The Attic, or perhaps just Happy Color Godzilla:
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The “Are You Drunk Or Am I?” line to communicate that either you or your clothes can’t think straight, or to suggest that you gave yourself a front wedgie in the bathroom:
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One sloppy mess of a shirt wasn’t enough so we stitched two of them together!

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Suggests prison uniform, but for casual summer prisons for fat women?
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Asos Curve, we hold you responsible for these outrages. Stop hating plus size women. We have money to spend and dignity to uphold. This garbage is inexcusable.

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